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Diamond Rock Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic presents
Our Second Annual
...where the wild things gather and the fur flies…
Remember all the fun you had NOT attending last year? Well, you can do it again! A donation to the Diamond Rock Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic ensures that you can stay home and avoid getting fleas, ticks, bitten or chewed.
Furr Ball 2007 is the BEST event you NEVER attended!
There are many reasons why humans NEVER go to the Furr Ball:
· None of the guests have taken a bath in months....if EVER!
· It's customary to fight over the food and your date.
· If you see a worm on the buffet...it's SUPPOSED to be there!
· Sniffing butts is an accepted form of greeting.
Instead of attending our FurrBall, please stay at home and donate to Diamond Rock Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic. You can enjoy…
· Lounging on your sofa with an adult beverage of your choice
· Eating a dinner that doesn't include dead rodents
· Watch the animals from a safe distance on Animal Planet
We have worked all year to gather top-rated celebrities to entertain the guests at this year's Furr Ball!
Featuring your favorite stars from:
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Fred Claws
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My Name Is Squirrel
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Desperate Mousewives
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Coon Hand Luke
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House Mouse, MD
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It's Always Skunky in Philadelphia
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Laverne and Squirrely
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Ugly Batty
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Foxrest Gump
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Grey Fox's Anatomy
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Beowolf
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The Great Foxscape
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Mice Three Sons
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Urban CoyBoy
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Dancing With The Starlings
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(Wood)Chuck
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The Honeycooners
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The Search For Red Foxtober
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The Foxorcist
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Anything Bat Love
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The Skunkshank Redemption
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To UN-RSVP, please donate a gift to the Diamond Rock Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic by using the PayPal “Donations!” button in the left margin.
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